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Old 02-28-2006, 01:44 PM
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Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a*se and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."


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Old 02-28-2006, 02:27 PM
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Old 02-28-2006, 02:39 PM
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Old 02-28-2006, 06:09 PM
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hehe i dunno how long he would have balls for tho
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:10 PM
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posted b4, but lol
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:28 AM
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Old 03-02-2006, 02:43 PM
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haha good one steve
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:06 PM
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only if she behaves herself...
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:21 PM
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rofl that's halarious .. nice one
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