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Old 04-14-2009, 06:56 PM
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meaning behind balls and guts
There is a medical distinction between the two. Guts or Balls???

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
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Old 04-30-2009, 09:34 AM
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LMAO! That's awesome.
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:23 AM
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

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Old 04-30-2009, 09:50 PM
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i posted this up 4/14th and every one catching on to it now
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:44 PM
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Your a month ahead boss. April here.
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