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Old 12-10-2004, 12:48 PM
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You'll will Fart Your Guts Out

You'll Fart Your Guts Out

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"

One Thanksgiving morning, Martha is preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards (guts) in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.

Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for almost an hour.

She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."
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got this e-mail today its a good laugh had to share it with you all.
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Old 12-10-2004, 03:35 PM
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OMG. My asscrack hurts now...Very funny joke m8e
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Old 12-11-2004, 06:29 AM
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LMAO Chief!!!!


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Old 12-12-2004, 05:24 PM
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will its something for them wifes out there to use to get even with some Stinky husbands out there. glade

i not marry to one of them.

i always been single and happy.
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Old 12-12-2004, 07:03 PM
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lmfao@
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Old 12-13-2004, 12:04 PM
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