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Old 11-03-2005, 06:15 PM
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Guts or Balls?
Guts or balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say:

"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.



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Old 11-03-2005, 07:54 PM
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Old 11-03-2005, 08:49 PM
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I'm lmao! That's ballsy!
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:53 AM
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ur supposed to bend her over the table before you slap it
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Old 11-04-2005, 04:24 AM
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LMAO excellent!!!!

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Old 11-08-2005, 09:36 PM
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Now thats funny **** right there! HA!
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Old 11-15-2005, 12:01 PM
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Old 11-19-2005, 07:46 PM
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