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Old 03-20-2006, 03:19 PM
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Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together,
and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and
screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the two gays she points
out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other. "All these unhappy
babies... and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love for
one another."

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just
watch what happens when we pull the pacifier out of his ass."
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Old 03-20-2006, 04:42 PM
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Old 03-20-2006, 05:15 PM
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now thats one of the best i read lmfao totally
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Old 03-20-2006, 06:19 PM
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Old 03-22-2006, 12:30 AM
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Old 03-22-2006, 03:01 PM
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hope the nurse dont get them mixed up...heheheheheh
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Old 03-22-2006, 04:24 PM
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Old 03-22-2006, 04:33 PM
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