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05-31-2010, 12:48 PM
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Mature: Fw: Retirement @ 65
Upon reaching 65, I decided to retire. After having me under foot for a few months, my wife became very agitated with me. She suggested I go and do something to occupy my time, like join a club or get a hobby. I obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When I got home my wife asked about my day and I replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club. "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" Yeah, look I even got a membership card." "You crazy old coot, where's your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" "Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"    
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05-31-2010, 02:04 PM
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lmao
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05-31-2010, 11:27 PM
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i hope they offer a senior citizen discount
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06-01-2010, 01:50 PM
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lmfao
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