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Old 07-26-2005, 08:58 PM
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Biggrin Supposed News paper artical

It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.



SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me.
Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

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Old 07-27-2005, 09:59 AM
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LMAO absolutely Brilliant!!!!

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Old 07-27-2005, 08:28 PM
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