How Much Is That Barbie in the window

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A man was driving home from work one

evening when he suddenly realized that

it was his daughter's brithday and he

hadn't yet bought her a gift. so, the man

rushed off to the nearest toy store and

asked the sales clerk. "How much is that

Barbie in the window?" The sales clerk

replied in a condescending tone, "Which Barbie? We

have barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, barbie goes to the ball

for $19.95, barbie goes shopping for $19.95, barbie goes to the

Beach for $19.95, barbie goes Nightclubing for $19.95, and

Divorced Barbie for $265.00." The overwhelmed man asked,

"Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00." and all the other are only
$19.95,

"That's obvious!" said the sales clerk.

"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car,

Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."