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Old 10-22-2004, 10:27 AM
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A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

So he drove to the shopping centre and ran to the toyshop and he asked the manager: "How much is that new Barbie in the window" The Manager replied: "Which one? We have....

'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,

'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,

'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95

'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95, '

Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95

and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00.

""Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00,when all the others are $19.95?" the Dad asked. 'Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's >dog, Ken's cat and all of Ken's furniture".
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Old 10-22-2004, 05:25 PM
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Old 10-23-2004, 05:37 AM
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Old 10-23-2004, 08:46 AM
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Old 10-31-2004, 03:38 AM
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Soundsabout right lol
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Old 10-31-2004, 05:33 AM
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