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When is the F word acceptable
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
> > They are as follows: > > > > 11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" > > -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 > > > > 10. "What the @#$% was that?" > > -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 > > > > 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" > > -- Custer, 1877 > > > > 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." > > -- Einstein, 1938 > > > > 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" > > -- Picasso, 1926 > > > > 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" > > -- Pythagoras, 126 BC > > > > 5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" > > -- Michelangelo, 1566 > > > > 4. "Where the @#$% are we?" > > -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 > > > > 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" > > -- Noah, 4314 BC > > > > 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" > > -- Bill Clinton, 1999 > > > and a drum roll............! ...... > > > > > > > > 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." > > -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003 ![]() |
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LMAO. Good Job
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n1, at last someone has posted something i havent already seen
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now that was @#$% funny
> 5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" > > -- Michelangelo, 1566 honestly that is the most amazing @#$% thing i have ever seen, and yes i have seen it, got to love school trips
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"Do you swear to tell the rtuth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god"
"I do ... you @#$%ing @#$%" Classic line from family guy ![]() |
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I like the last one
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thats a good one
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Yup BlackHawk MAN!
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lol
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very very #$@$king brilliant
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i like the bill clinton one lmfao
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lmao
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