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Old 05-05-2004, 12:39 PM
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When is the F word acceptable

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
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> 11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
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> -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
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> 10. "What the @#$% was that?"
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> -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
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> 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
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> -- Custer, 1877
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> 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
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> -- Einstein, 1938
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> 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
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> -- Picasso, 1926
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> 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
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> -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
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> 5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
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> -- Michelangelo, 1566
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> 4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
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> -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
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> 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
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> -- Noah, 4314 BC
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> 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
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> -- Bill Clinton, 1999
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> and a drum roll............! ......
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> 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
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> -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

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Old 05-05-2004, 12:44 PM
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LMAO. Good Job
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Old 05-05-2004, 12:48 PM
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n1, at last someone has posted something i havent already seen
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Old 05-05-2004, 01:03 PM
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now that was @#$% funny

> 5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
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honestly that is the most amazing @#$% thing i have ever seen, and yes i have seen it, got to love school trips
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:10 AM
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"Do you swear to tell the rtuth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god"

"I do ... you @#$%ing @#$%"


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Old 05-06-2004, 09:14 AM
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I like the last one Saddam ahahahaha. What a LOOSER!
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:28 PM
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thats a good one
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Old 05-06-2004, 03:13 PM
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Yup BlackHawk MAN!
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Old 05-07-2004, 06:13 PM
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lol
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:26 PM
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very very #$@$king brilliant
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Old 05-07-2004, 10:54 PM
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i like the bill clinton one lmfao
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