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Dragon-SC- 05-05-2004 12:39 PM

When is the F word acceptable
 
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
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> 11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
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> -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
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> 10. "What the @#$% was that?"
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> -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
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> 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
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> -- Custer, 1877
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> 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
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> -- Einstein, 1938
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> 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
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> -- Picasso, 1926
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> 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
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> -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
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> 5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
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> -- Michelangelo, 1566
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> 4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
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> -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
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> 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
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> -- Noah, 4314 BC
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> 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
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> -- Bill Clinton, 1999
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> and a drum roll............! ......
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> 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
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> -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

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Stalker61 05-05-2004 12:44 PM

LMAO. Good Job

Steve 05-05-2004 12:48 PM

n1, at last someone has posted something i havent already seen ;)

Systemkaos 05-05-2004 01:03 PM

now that was @#$% funny

> 5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
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> -- Michelangelo, 1566

honestly that is the most amazing @#$% thing i have ever seen, and yes i have seen it, got to love school trips

Lakie 05-06-2004 09:10 AM

"Do you swear to tell the rtuth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god"

"I do ... you @#$%ing @#$%"


Classic line from family guy :D

atholon 05-06-2004 09:14 AM

I like the last one :) Saddam ahahahaha. What a LOOSER!

160thSOAR 05-06-2004 01:28 PM

thats a good one

atholon 05-06-2004 03:13 PM

Yup BlackHawk MAN!

-Tigger- 05-07-2004 06:13 PM

lol

Kaleb 05-07-2004 10:26 PM

very very #$@$king brilliant

Skin 05-07-2004 10:54 PM

i like the bill clinton one lmfao

cash 05-07-2004 11:54 PM

lmao :D

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