45 things you DON'T want to hear at the doctors office.

[skinny killer]

1 Pick that up, we might need it later.
2 Can someone tell me where this goes?
3 "Thanks for the pills Doc." "Oh I'm not a Doctor, I'm the Janitor"
4 "Where the hell is my wedding ring?!"
5 "Is this guy supposed to have 2 lungs?"
6 "Whoooops!!"
7 Hey, 50 bucks says Miller dies before Smith.
8 The fire alarm
9 Gee, that's a lot of blood.
10 It's just a little rust ... it should be clean enough for this procedure
11 ...Im not quite sure. Yank it and see what happens.
12 You mean he wasn't here for the sex change operation?
13 "Oh, I see you have the machine that goes, 'Ping,' hooked up. Add $5000."
14 (Man comes in and feels your kidneys)"i want the left one" he says to the doc
15 ..thats the third patient I lost this morning...
16 Ah, who cares... We've got an excellent lawyer anyway.
17 Oh just duct tape it, for Pete's sake!
18 So what am I supposed to do with this?
19 the good news,u have 1 more day alive;the bad news-i shoulda told u yesterday
20 Due to a mixup in Ureology, applejuice will not be served.
21 Go toward the light...
22 I treated a horse...I mean...patient ...with your condition just last week.
23 "Get in there dammit!"
24 beep...beep...beeeeeeeep
25 Sparky! Bad dog! No! Gimmie that!
26 What do you MEAN, the blood donor has West Nile?!
27 Dr. Kevorkian to surgery... Dr. Kevorkian to surgery
28 Whoopsies, I shouldn't have unplugged that!
29 "I'm telling you I'm a doctor, I've had three med classes"
30 Energiezers?! With HIS insurance?! No, just stik reg. batteries in his pacemkr
31 Hay, that diplomia cost me $100 bucks
32 Nurse, sledgehammer please
33 Uh-oh! I think it's time to call my lawyer
34 "Oh..That..well, I ain't...(Hick..) drunk! No sirrreee...
35 Whew! This looked easy back in med school
36 "Now where did that go?" as he is sewing you upThat's a propane tank, not an oxygen tank!
37 Did this guy come with a manual?
38 Is my watch suposed to be connected to that?
39 Nurse, pass me the... what was its name?... the... heck, pass me whatever you have there!
40 Oops!
41 This is new.
42 ...You don't particularly like your left arm, do you???
43 Heck, lets just wing it
44 Hey! Look, when you tap this, the left leg has a seizure! Totally cool!
45 Nurse: Doctor, dont you think you should keep you eyes open when cutting?

[Hellfighter]

Love them all!! real nice

like to add-1
Female surgeon who is mad at you may say:
off with his head!! as you laying on the table

[ShArP]

good ones

[skinny killer]

LOL Will.