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My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you ..I've changed my mind. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am. That you're not here to ruin it for me. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - We have been friends for a very long time let's say we stop? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. ---------------------------------- Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday So we're having you put to sleep. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
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OMG LMFAO!! Niiiiiiiiice.
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yea some years all go i remember one that said it all:
Saying good bye how much i really love thee only my heart can't take it when i am near you saying good bye.
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HAHAHAHAHA another great one Stalker
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haha g1
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lmao grrrrreat stalker
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