Go Back   Novahq.net Forum > Off-Topic > Humor & Jokes
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Humor & Jokes Got a funny joke or a funny email? Post it so we can all laugh!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 09-29-2004, 09:33 PM
Stalker61 is offline Stalker61
Registered User

Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 644

Biggrin Things that Hallmark Cards DON'T Say

My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.

After having met you ..I've changed my mind.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

We have been friends for a very long time let's say we stop?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

----------------------------------

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday

So we're having you put to sleep.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
__________________



Visit us at WWW.SOBSQUAD.NET
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 09-29-2004, 09:56 PM
the þrox™ is offline the þrox™
Registered User

Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 3,739

Send a message via ICQ to the þrox™ Send a message via AIM to the þrox™
LMFAO
__________________



----------------------------------------
[Presents: ++]

Sigs Made: [29]
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 09-29-2004, 10:18 PM
Erik
Unregistered

Posts: n/a

OMG LMFAO!! Niiiiiiiiice.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 09-29-2004, 11:59 PM
Hellfighter is offline Hellfighter
Hellfighter's Avatar
Chief ADFP

Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: San Jose Calif 95111
Posts: 21,150

Send a message via ICQ to Hellfighter
yea some years all go i remember one that said it all:

Saying good bye
how much i really love thee only my heart can't take it when i am near you saying good bye.
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com
*Discord: Unknown77#7121
Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic]
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 09-30-2004, 05:21 AM
BADDOG is offline BADDOG
resigned

Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 7,050

Biggrin

HAHAHAHAHA another great one Stalker!!!!


Regards
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 09-30-2004, 03:44 PM
DARKELF808 is offline DARKELF808
Registered User

Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 90

Send a message via AIM to DARKELF808
haha g1
__________________


Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 10-01-2004, 02:37 AM
Storm. is offline Storm.
Registered User

Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 1,383

lmao grrrrreat stalker
__________________




England 3 Hungary 1
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
45 things you DON'T want to hear at the doctors office. skinny killer Humor & Jokes 3 02-14-2008 06:32 PM
cards to $$$ *Long* General Chat 10 01-18-2007 01:05 PM
Video Cards Grim-Reaper-PC- Tech Support 4 07-28-2005 09:13 AM
Video Cards Sir Hardware and Software 1 08-03-2003 01:08 AM
Birthday cards Hellfighter Humor & Jokes 2 06-30-2003 03:46 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:42 PM.




Powered by vBulletin®