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Old 01-27-2003, 05:06 AM
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Windows vs Virus

Is Windows a virus?

Is Windows a virus? No. Windows aint a virus. This is what viruses do:

1. They spread like hell. Okay Windows does that to.
2. Virusses take valuable systemspace, which causes he system to slow

down. Okay Windows does that to.
3. Virusses make sure that your HD crashes from time to time. Okay

Windows does that to.
4. Virusses are passed with other files or programs without you

knowing. Okay Windows does that to.
5. Virusses seems to slow down the system so that the user buys new

hardware. Okay Windows does that to.

But Windows aint a virus, altho it looks like it. There are major

differences. Virusses are well supported by there creators, and are

active on almost every system, and know a quick, compact and a

efficient program-code and keep getting better developed when they are

longer in use.

So: Windows aint a virus
Its a mistake !
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