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Old 08-12-2014, 06:53 AM
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Biggrin Mature:The Serpent


Any one familiar with the story of Adam and Eve...

Well they were in the garden one Day when along came a Serpent
and the Serpent got Man in trouble...

Well God gave Man a Sex organ and shaped it like the
Serpent and its been getting man in trouble ever since......

heheheheeheh........

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Old 08-13-2014, 04:10 PM
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any one familiar with the story of adam and eve...

Well they were in the garden one day when along came a serpent
and the serpent got man in trouble...

Well god gave man a sex organ and shaped it like the
serpent and its been getting man in trouble ever since......

Heheheheeheh........

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Old 08-13-2014, 04:14 PM
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lmao

have to ask;
then why god gave eve.... a pocket? so the Serpent can hide in it.
was eve... the smarter of the two? only god knows

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lmao

have to ask;
then why god gave eve.... a pocket? so the Serpent can hide in it.
was eve... the smarter of the two? only god knows



It isn't a pocket ,...it is sorta like a kangaroo pouch...
so she can hop around from man to man....


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Old 08-14-2014, 02:43 AM
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It isn't a pocket ,...it is sorta like a kangaroo pouch...
so she can hop around from man to man....


yea but for the snake trully hind it! don't one need to cut it off? so the whole thing hide in it totally unseen! a bit bloody ask me, butt I'm cool that that!

can't speak for Scott, mike, and other male's here. but i think being a Ginnie is cool
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Old 08-14-2014, 04:03 AM
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yea you can be a rapper ...take some drugs...take a knife cut it off and jump off a
building....oh. Some rapper already did that....police said it was un attachable
so he must have diced it like a carrot...
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Old 08-14-2014, 04:13 AM
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Lorena Bobbitt's mistake was not feeding it to Rover...

or perhaps stop the bleeding , ...clean things up and in the morning
give him breakfast in bed...eggs toast and sausage...!

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i read in the news long all go a father had his way with his little girl,'s (time pass) 12yrs later (oldest girl) she by chance got to him sleeping she cut it off! then so no hospital can place it back on him, she deep-fry it totally! see no then wrong being! hot-pockets
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Old 08-15-2014, 06:15 PM
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hey man check out the maps in my map pack and give it a rating and a comment
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