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1.) shave all hair and facial hair off so you look like others 5 billion same face. 2.) name only use the first litter of a given name; sample 20 billion name under one litter J, 334 billion names under litter A name use... 3.) never give out your own phone number! only give out some one you hate to others online to use! 4.) don't use wire transfer online unless its info of your step mother or inlaws then its cool then. never bug to see one of them go crazy. 5.) never upload photo or person photo no tell who maybe looking at them! a.) upload your ex-wife photo or ex-boy friend is fine, drive them nutso 6.) cellphone a.) turn it off and remove the battier in it, then turn it on b.) driven never use a cellphone you only get earful unneeded chat! do has a.) says! you live longer and smarter too 7.) last when fill out a forum online or getting a new e-mail address use one name for all them box's to fill in and when you can use same name for address [x] first name: john [x] last name: john [x] address: 2588 Sw john St..... last if you can think of something! don't speak out loud best keep it to your self, other may steal it from you! this has been sparser by mike & mike in the morning
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