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10-08-2009, 12:33 PM
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Died Virgin
An old lady 85, a virgin, about to die wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: RETURNED UNOPENED. 
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