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Old 08-23-2009, 10:59 PM
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MATURE: The Creamated Husband


The Cremated Husband .....

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home..

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table..

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started "talking" to him....

"You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Remember that car
you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said,
"Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"

"Here it comes."


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Old 08-24-2009, 05:00 AM
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hehehe what a bish
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Old 08-24-2009, 08:39 AM
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