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Old 04-14-2009, 06:38 PM
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somethings a treacher ask for!

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on.

He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.

He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.

She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.

'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.

'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.
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Old 04-14-2009, 06:41 PM
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that a true story for your past chief??
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Old 04-14-2009, 07:45 PM
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not going to say
my was cut off at birth
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Old 04-15-2009, 02:36 PM
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Old 05-12-2009, 02:38 AM
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Old 05-12-2009, 06:41 AM
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yes i agree with william, too.
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Old 05-12-2009, 09:25 AM
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thanks Mstenger404 for pointing it out

don't think he a spambot/Troll his more of a newbie

he do it again he may get banned for life
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:54 AM
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anyone else get a spam email regarding PDFs? pointing to this thread?
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Old 05-12-2009, 11:24 PM
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anyone else get a spam email regarding PDFs? pointing to this thread?
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