No freeman shall ever be debarred the use of arms.

[Chrispy]

I could edit this to fit with Half-Life:

No Gordon Freeman shall ever be debarred the use of arms.

That includes HIS CROWBAR!!!

Yes I'm talking to you, you Combine and your weapon-annihilation fields.

[Spazz]

go outside

[atholon]

good advice.

[Chrispy]

Just was outside... lol.

[VooDoo-]

screw that it's so hot outside nowadays ...

[teej]

overrated advice.

[Chrispy]

Outside/inside/noside/everyside/anyside... lol.

[ShArP]

noobs

[Mauser 98K]

whos side/what side/my side/your side/that side/this side/under side/top side/up side/down side/red side/green side/purple side/blue side.


im feeling extreamly silly today, being i spent 2 days streight tying a ghili suit, so this will be a littl crazy.

WARNING!!!!
for amusement pourposes only
some of this stuff will get you in a heap of trouble so dont do it unless you want trouble.

i am guilty of some but not all so i speak from experiance, dont tell any1 what your going to do b4 you do it for they will tell on you and ruin it all.



a crowbar isnt a arm, it is a bashing/universal key system, a hammer is a toe masher/kneecap removal tool, a knife is a punji or a gene pool purification device.

a baseball bat is a tool for crowd control unless they have one too, then mr molotov is your freind.

contrary to popular belief, a cat can be use for self defence, hold by tail and swing like mace, anything it touches it automaticly latches on to and shreads.


for clearing some1 out of a bathroom stall, you need 1 can fake fart in a can and a pocket knife, puncture small hole in can and roll or toss over stall and wait 30 seconds, also works for clearing out rooms of teachers.


for a good show take 1 cigerett and 1 firecracker, attatch fuse to portion of lit cigerett and lay it somewhere, works good at school if no1 sees ya lay it, ya can be in class for 10 min b4 it pops, problem is get cought and ya get expelled.


exploding toads, ya need one home growntoad and a bicycle pump.


for a good buzz, take one freash fly and stick up nose.


to start a fight, go up to big guy, ask if he knows what mothballs smell like, if he says yes, ask him how he kept it little legs open.


for more entertainment, you will need one snoby cheerleader, a glass jar and 150 camel crickets, put crickets in jar, take to school, when cheerleader isnt looking dump the entire thingin purse, around the end of gym class she will go rooting around in purse looking for her compaq, just sit back and watch show.


to make soft drink rockets, you will need 1 bag large sweet tarts, 1 20oz soft drink, make small hole in cap of soft drink with sizors, drink 1/4 of the soft drink, and drop 1 pack large sweet tarts in bottle, cap quickly and shake, the resulting pressures will propell the bottle all over the caffeteria.


stinky supprise, b4 ya leave school, turn heater in classroom off, take 3 large sardinies and lay in heater close to heater coils, when teacher turns on heat for class it will make it so foul ya wont have class sometimes.


above also works with bus heaters and for bills station wagon.


pannic strip, ya need one sheet large bubble paper and a bathroom, lay bubble paper in walkway and unscrew light bulb, poor person goes in and it sound like a small war.

lock down school, after hours take 1 vial of super glue and box of toothpicks, smear toothpicks with glue and stick in locks, itll take the jaws of life to open them doors, also works on cars, padlocks, etc.


something better than tacking teachers chair, glue her chalk and erasers to board.

mess with the class, when using projectors for class, make shure you sit by it, and slowly every few muinits turn te focus knob ,not too much just a very little, pretty soon every1 will be squinting and rubbing their eyes and a general pannic will set in for some of them, teacher, i think something i wrong with my eyes.


to scare the hell out of some1, upload a dirty image to their background and turn off the pc, when they start it up they will turn pale and almost knock the computer over trying to snatch the cables out b4 the teacher gets there.


ok ive gave enough devious minds enough ideas already, lol.

[atholon]

way too much information.

[Mstenger404]

"to scare the hell out of some1, upload a dirty image to their background and turn off the pc, when they start it up they will turn pale and almost knock the computer over trying to snatch the cables out b4 the teacher gets there."

[atholon]

We used to use the netsend command in command prompt to send messages to random people in the lab. We'd scare the crap out of them.

[VooDoo-]

Originally posted by Mstenger404
"to scare the hell out of some1, upload a dirty image to their background and turn off the pc, when they start it up they will turn pale and almost knock the computer over trying to snatch the cables out b4 the teacher gets there."

funny story with that .. except we just left a nasty ass porn site up on my friends computer .. and the teacher saw it on her screen ..

we all got in trouble and were the single cause of the internet being blocked as strict as it was .. but it was all good

ohh.. high school ... i'm so glad that craps over

[atholon]

you're all a bunch of pervs.

[Chrispy]

Originally posted by atholon
you're all a bunch of cool guys, I'd love to be you

Thank you thank you.

[Hellfighter]

you see some one get kick out their home say they did not payment on the loans so in turn they got kickout for it.

most police leave a notice on the door, take it and make scan it in using your scanner (put the notice back later when no one can see you on the door or window)

now take that scan image of the notice edited and list the school on it with address and change the case number a bet as will.

now make 20 copys or more place then on a lot of the classroom door were no one is around to see you.

school be out most of the time 2-3days till they get the mixup fix. time being all the dads and moms be hearing that the school been close down do to lack of payment to any bank, loan broker....ect

if you know the bank the school deal with list them as the bank name vs school

[Mstenger404]

[Mauser 98K]

lol, Mstenger404.


that makes me feel better he looks just like the guy off half life.

[atholon]

Oh great, here we go again.