Three men

[Scott]

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a South Dakotan are all working together one day..

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The South Dakotan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The South Dakotan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'

[skinny killer]

been posted b4 but still very funny

[Kandi]

lol i like that one..

[Xx_jet_xX]

LMFAOOO

all i can say is that was good!

[Hellfighter]

man i would wish the Genie to fill it with Pigs to the very top of the walls not with water

[skinny killer]

Originally posted by William
man i would wish the Genie to fill it with Pigs to the very top of the walls not with water

I would wish for more wishes.


and then I would tell him to fill it with lit dynamite.

and then clean the mess up aftwards

[ShArP]

lmao