water or wine that is the question

[bigsmellyfart]

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces (S***). In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
filtering process and then fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine
and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of S***.