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Old 12-11-2007, 05:11 PM
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thing on the job don't do

1.) I.M some one say how hot some one looks
A.) get some other person come on to you that was not the hot looking person you was talking about.
B.) get fire do to you was talking about a follow employee who may sue the company for sexual harassment.
C.) don't talk about church reason you may get looking from other who don't like that Church or the religion faith base at all, only asking for trouble.

2.) don't talk on the company or home telephone! the world is listing to it as will, no then is private at all. telephone is totally unscrews. special if you talking about hot sex or breaking the law you be asking for it.

3.) don't be talking about the election! who you hate so much there maybe some clowns knocking on your door real fast if you said something like for sample; i wish they drop dead totally.

5.) don't talk about what weapons you have for real life in your home on the cell phone ether live or text messenger some one. them weapons be remove from your life real fast.
specially if you say your only 14yr old kid.

6.) make mom dad happy let them listing to you on the telephone and you know they are listing to you. say you going to sneak out this week end for a wicket time with some girl or boy have a great time and getting marry at the same time, this will blow their minds.

7.) if your wife or husband like to bug you a lot when your on your cell phone keep on asking who you talking to? tell them your talking to a hot line for mental health client for the sick insane axe hackers.
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