The old hillbilly

[bigsmellyfart]

After living in the remote wilderness of
Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the
big city.
In one of the stores he picks up a
mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at
the image staring back at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my
daddy."

He bought the mirror thinking it was a
picture of his daddy,but on the way home he remembered his wife, didn't
like his father ... So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.


His wife began to get suspicious of
these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she
searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass,
she fumedand fussed,
"So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin'
around with!"