The land of Oz

[bigsmellyfart]

We ' re Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado .
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.


They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.


" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"


Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."


" No Problem!" said the Wizard. "Who ' s next?"


Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done!" says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya( Bush ) and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."


Then there is a great silence in the hall.


Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.


Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,



"Well, what do you want?"

Clinton says....

"IS DOROTHY HERE?"