Marriage Tales

[bigsmellyfart]

Subject: Marriage Tales

MARRIAGE (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if
I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be
home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my
old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my
rules.
Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night . . . whether you're here or
not."

[VooDoo-]

lol nice

[Lucky]

nice......