Future Girlfriend

Webviper2006 · #1 01-13-2006, 04:30 PM

Hi I found out that in 6 more years people are going to make a girlfriend. It's like a computer program. It's really funny. It'a going to cost like $100. Really. Found out by my private newsletter. You see when people who are in computers all day and board, without any friends or girlfriends. That's when they can have a girlfiend. lol. That's funny. Then you can give her water or a touch her, or kiss her. You talk to her and much more.

Steve · #2 01-13-2006, 04:31 PM

omg lol
geez just get a couple of hookers for that money

Lucky · #3 01-13-2006, 04:39 PM

LOL
true
but without aids plz!

MightyViking · #4 01-13-2006, 09:00 PM

That stuff really cracks me up , what the hell is a girl as a computer and you give her water.......What the heck

!!!!

Webviper2006 · #5 01-13-2006, 11:09 PM

Lots of stuff you can do with her. lol. It sounds fake or crazy but it's true. Going to be good grahpics.

BADDOG · #6 01-14-2006, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by !!Steve
omg lol
geez just get a couple of hookers for that money

LMAO Steve

!!!!

Warm Regards

Northern Jedi · #7 01-14-2006, 05:02 AM

will she whip ya??i dont mean to be discrimeinating but umm im probly gona get baned for saying that.

LoL what fun i will have Oo the fun ehehAHHAA.....

anyway so you can kiss her and have bed...nvm im making it worse

.Simon. · #8 01-14-2006, 05:19 AM

i think he likes the sound of that game

-Tigger- · #9 01-14-2006, 06:54 AM

i think some people are getting a bit too excited here..

Northern Jedi · #10 01-15-2006, 09:51 AM

i was hyper that time Ya no *gulp gulp*

Systemkaos · #11 01-15-2006, 09:55 AM

First thing that came to mind after hearing this

Bad Religion, CD- The New America, Song- 09 I Love My Computer

DevilDog#1 · #12 01-15-2006, 09:58 AM

With age comes experience which leads to wisedom.

I think this topic should be in Humor section

Northern Jedi · #13 01-15-2006, 10:01 AM

lol true

MightyViking · #14 01-15-2006, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Northern Jedi
will she whip ya??i dont mean to be discrimeinating but umm im probly gona get baned for saying that.

LoL what fun i will have Oo the fun ehehAHHAA.....

anyway so you can kiss her and have bed...nvm im making it worse

Yeah, but I think of it as a timeline. You first turn her on

then you play her

after that

then the next day happends you give her some

for breakfast then give her a

next she probably goes

all over you, then you

in bed next she shows her guns

then you com down then fun starts to appear

and the next day she saids honey I'll go to the store. But you realize she really means going out with another hacker. You get so mad at her till you start to

and she dies then you become a loner

. THE END!

Systemkaos · #15 01-15-2006, 07:07 PM

wow....i belive i just became dumber after reading that

-Tigger- · #16 01-15-2006, 07:31 PM

i dont know what ive become after reading that lol

MightyViking · #17 01-18-2006, 04:55 PM

what do you mean?

ShArP · #18 01-19-2006, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MightyViking
what do you mean?

...

ShArP

Systemkaos · #19 01-19-2006, 08:16 AM

i was talking about MightyViking's post

Northern Jedi · #20 01-20-2006, 03:45 AM

What was that?!? It was like one of those baby storys with a picture in the sentence that tells you what it means(itf you understand me)

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