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Old 12-08-2005, 05:49 AM
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Wink The Best comeback line ever:)!!!!

You may have seen this before but for all Marines every where you have to love this!!!!


THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
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> Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the
>other
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>and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him
concerning
>guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta
love
>this!!!!
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> This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion
>of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster
>and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy
>Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
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> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going
>to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
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> GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
>archery, and shooting.
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> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
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> GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
>the rifle range.
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> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
>dangerous activity to be teaching children?
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> GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper
>rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
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> FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
> killers.
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> GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
>but you're not one, are you?
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> The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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> You gotta love the Marines


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Steve/Baddog
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:29 AM
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haha finally someone says something good
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:54 AM
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:22 AM
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hell yes thats an answer to like
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:17 PM
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damn right...
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Old 12-08-2005, 04:11 PM
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wooowhooo, lmao,
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Old 12-08-2005, 04:12 PM
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that kicks arse
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Old 12-08-2005, 04:15 PM
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lol, nice
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Old 12-08-2005, 05:38 PM
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like the ending its a killer
LMFAO
good one BADDOG

bit Trojan will love that come back too
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:39 PM
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Riff!
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:13 PM
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lmao good stuff
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the message "this will disable it" should have been put before

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Old 12-09-2005, 10:46 AM
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americans *tuts* like its good lool
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