Yesterday afternoon I had to pop inot Stourbride a small town not far from where I live and after I parked my car I needed the toilet so I went inot the gentlemens toilets near the small shopping centre.
I had just finisehd taking a pee when from one of the cubicles behind me a man leapt out, shoved me and demaned money saying he had a knife!
I was so angry I didn''t have time to be scared or think so I just hit the bastard as hard as I could and caught him in the throat! He fell back screaming and a passing security guard rushed in to the toilet to see what was going on.
As soon as he saw this asshole lying on the floor he said and I quote: "Not this f****r again!!!" Apparently this guy is a drug addict and this was the 5th, (yes 5th!!!) time he had tried something like this in these toilets! He's been in jail quite a few times but because he is a registered drug addict he is usually allowed bail more or less right away.
So the police came along and with a very cynical attitude took this son of a bitch away to be presumably let out again in a short time. I said to one of the policemen I nearly thumped this bastard with my walking stick, (I have to have one now becaues of my arthritis), and the policeman told me that had I done so I would have been arrested for assault!!!!
I guess he saw my walking stick and thought I'd be an easy target....well he got that wrong didn't he????
What a state this country is in when you cannot take a bloody pee in a public toilet in the middle of a town centre without this kind of crap going on!
The security gautd said to me, "It's a bloody pity we can't just shoot this twat!" and I must admit I agree!
Regards to all from a very angry Baddog