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Old 10-08-2005, 12:57 AM
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Biggrin tax time

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that
she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin,
I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work; too
gross. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"Sorry, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "How about 'elite
chicken farmer'."

Stunned, the accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do
with being a high-end call girl?"

"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

........."Good enough!"
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Old 10-08-2005, 11:12 AM
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LOL!
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Old 10-08-2005, 11:39 AM
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hilarious.
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Old 10-08-2005, 02:59 PM
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man thats really good.
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Old 10-09-2005, 06:35 AM
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LMAO love it!!!!!

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