Dallas Air Traffic Control:

[bigsmellyfart]

"Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah be Praised!"

Dallas ATC:
"Tower to Egypt Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."


Egypt Air:
"Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah is Great."


Pause: Static..............
Saudi Air:
"DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"


Dallas ATC:
"Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air:
"YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!


Dallas ATC:
Well Allah bless your hearts. Go with Allah.
Y'all be careful now---ya hear?"

[Lucky]

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[BADDOG]

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Regards

[atholon]

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