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06-02-2005, 04:54 PM
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Blonde Jokes
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them. Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner. Q: Why are only 2% of all blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt-n-peckers. Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything? A: Penicillin. Q: If a blonde and a brunette fell off of a building, who would hit the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar. Q: What do you call twenty blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.
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06-02-2005, 08:14 PM
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06-02-2005, 10:24 PM
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them. too true lol
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06-02-2005, 10:29 PM
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06-02-2005, 10:50 PM
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nice one's
if a redhead and blond were in a bake off. Q: each has two layer cake to bake who would finish first? A: the redhead would finish first, the blond would walk away to watch a cooking show on baking.
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06-03-2005, 12:44 AM
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Vixxy, I take it you aren't a blonde, lol
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06-03-2005, 02:09 PM
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DO I LOOK IT lol  NOPE lol nah but i usually ask if any blondes get affended caus ei dont liek to make jokes and have ppl hate me lol.
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06-03-2005, 02:58 PM
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ive had m&m cookies b4 they were good, lol
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06-07-2005, 08:34 PM
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