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Old 04-06-2005, 05:53 PM
Dragon-SC- is offline Dragon-SC-
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Dynamite

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with
him.

He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you
have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves
you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of
dynamite."

He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of
the apartment.

The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He
catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite
after I saw how short the fuse was."
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Old 04-06-2005, 06:24 PM
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Ooo, bummer
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Old 04-06-2005, 06:37 PM
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Old 04-06-2005, 07:04 PM
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lol
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We're all in a giant car heading towards a brick wall at 100 m.p.h. and everybody is arguing about where they want to sit.
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Old 04-07-2005, 03:03 PM
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Sick.
But funny
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