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03-12-2005, 11:01 AM
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couple made a deal
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Martha...Martha...." "Is that you, George?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex. I sun bathe, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again." "Oh, George you truly must be in heaven." "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Saskatchewan." 
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03-12-2005, 11:19 AM
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LMFAO!!!
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