Avid Golfer

[Dr. Bullet]

A business executive and his wife were to host an extravagant dinner party at their home on Saturday evening.
On Saturday morning, the husband asked his wife if he could go play a round of golf. She explained that she needed his help in getting ready for the dinner party that evening. He promised that he would only play nine holes and be home by 1 p.m. to help her with the arrangements. She agreed.

After playing the nine holes, he showered in the clubhouse and headed for home. On the clubhouse parking lot, he encountered Miss Jones, his company's best client. She had a flat tire, so he offered to change it for her and she accepted.

After changing the tire, she insisted that he come to her home and clean up before going home, since she lived nearby. As valiantly as he tried to avoid this, she insisted that he go home with her to clean up. Upon arriving at her home she gave him a towel and showed him were the shower was. While he was in the shower, she "slipped" into something more comfortable, put on the mood music and poured drinks. She met him when he came out of the shower and to say the least, he was taken by surprise. Well, one thing led to another and they made mad, passionate love.

When he got home, he had to face his wife. Not wanting to lie to her as to why he was so late, he told her the truth and explained the whole situation to her. With that his wife looked him in the eye and said, "I know you're lying to me you SOB. You played 18 holes instead of nine."

[staffy bull]

lmao