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Old 11-13-2004, 02:06 AM
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the female brain cell



Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but heard no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice," HELLO!!! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away:

"We're all down here..."
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Old 11-13-2004, 04:09 AM
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lmfao nice
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Old 11-13-2004, 09:16 PM
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...I don't get it...
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Old 11-13-2004, 09:52 PM
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Re: the female brain cell

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Originally posted by bigsmellyfart


Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but heard no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice," HELLO!!! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away:

"We're all down here..."
between the legs guy she hear the voice coming:
very faint voice from far, far away:

"We're all down here; "away down here"
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Old 11-13-2004, 11:22 PM
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Ooooh...haha
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Old 11-14-2004, 01:25 AM
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it like this:

Man: we like to think of fun things to do down there. so some (women) have said you all think with your **ck all the time. fun things to do and love it.

Women: all they can think is money and charge and charge like crazy. always thinking up new things to bug us guys with this and that or buying. money, flowers, or buying junk like crazy.

all women are the same lock them in a room for 2 hours and see what they do, when 2 hours are up let them out they look like a clown cloths all mix-up and tons of make-up on their face so much you can peal it off with a spoon it still be on their face.

only women i seen that are cool are country women, they love having a good time and don't care about things on Tv-set to buy.

unlike City Women they got to have it fast they be in the hole for next 5-10 years trying to pay it off and they still buy more junk as they pay for it.
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Old 11-15-2004, 08:47 PM
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lmao g1
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