why i fired my secretary

[Dragon-SC-]

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me .. As it
turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom."

"Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there... on the couch... naked.

[.enfo.]

how old is that
hehe

[Stalker61]

Dragon, check this link from a few months ago....

http://www.novahq.net/forum/showthre...threadid=18053

Look familar?

[Hellfighter]

it count were he found it at? he may not know you have already posted it up.

but this is really funny you two related anyway? both thinking & readying the same thing, did both of you all get the same e-mail with this joke in it? lmfao both on same track mind making things up that are the same thing.

man you two be a great couple together.

dragon*|*~(sc) and Stalker61

maybe you two are twines or something j/k

[bigsmellyfart]

ahhhh ... Egg in your face joke hahahahah

[Dragon-SC-]

Oh my fault i guess i should search through the forum before i post anything that might have already been posted a month or 2 ago. How many pages is that?

[Skin]

lol still good!

[Storm.]

lmao