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Old 10-27-2004, 04:16 PM
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Biggrin More ways men and women are different

What it takes for a man to impress a woman:

Wine her.

Dine her.

Call her.

Hold her.

Surprise her.

Compliment her.

Smile at her.

Listen to her.

Laugh with her.

Cry with her.

Romance her.

Encourage her.

Believe in her.

Pray with her.

Pray for her.

Cuddle with her.

Shop with her.

Give her jewelry.

Buy her flowers.

Hold her hand.

Write love letters to her.

Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

What it takes for a woman To impress a man:

Show up naked.

Bring beer and chicken wings.

Don't block the TV.
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Old 10-27-2004, 06:56 PM
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so many true things u post m8, lol
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Old 10-28-2004, 08:54 AM
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Another good 'un Stalker lol.... keep 'em coming bro!!!!

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Old 11-18-2004, 10:38 AM
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OMG stalker.....your an absolute nutt man lol
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Old 11-18-2004, 04:17 PM
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ROFL so true i want to puke....too late
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