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Old 08-23-2004, 03:51 PM
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Biggrin Female Comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Old 08-24-2004, 03:49 AM
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lmfao!!
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Old 08-25-2004, 02:50 AM
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Biggrin

Lol excellent Stalker!!!!


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Old 08-25-2004, 05:04 AM
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Lol, n1 stalker, bring in the next one
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