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Old 06-16-2004, 08:12 AM
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Biggrin Blonde Joke

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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Old 06-16-2004, 08:15 AM
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LMAO i thought the blonde was gonna drown in dirt of sumthing lol good joke never herd that 1
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Old 06-16-2004, 12:58 PM
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lmfao thats comemdy i can picture that in front of wal-mart
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Old 06-16-2004, 01:22 PM
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LMFAO
this 1 made me laugh
g1 man!
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Old 06-16-2004, 01:32 PM
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lmfao, didnt see it going like that, v.good
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Old 06-17-2004, 09:00 AM
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stalker you are off bro....i love it
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