smart blonde

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The Loan
A blonde walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the
loan officer. She says she's
going to Europe on business
for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank
will need some kind of security
for the loan, so the blonde hands
over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in
front of the bank, she has the title
and everything checks out. The
bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde
for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral
against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives
the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
We checked you out and found that you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is,
why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blond replies.....
"Where else in New York City can I park
my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and
expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke!