equal right marries for all.

[Hellfighter]

A scene at City Hall in San Francisco: "Next."
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?" asker: "Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers? You can't get married."
"Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides,
we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim (his bother). And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay? All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."

Next came in:
"Hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane
loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and
me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship. But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples. So you're discriminating against bisexuals! "No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples. Since when are you standing on tradition? Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere. Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The
more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license! All right, all right.

Next: Hello, I'd like a marriage license. In what names? David Deets. And the other man? That's all. I want to marry myself. Marry yourself? What do you mean? Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry
the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return. That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of marriage!!

in waiting out side the court house:
as the judge walk out of the court house he seen a man standing with a horse and ask him what you doing here, he asker: will i was hoping to get marry to my horse lass to day some time when the police says it ok to go in with my female companion here. police officers said when the court-room is clear out they let me in to see the judge soon. Judge says no more i had it with these law makers they really lost it.