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Old 08-13-2006, 11:42 PM
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husband was in BIG trouble

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A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.



"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in

our driveway that goes from zero to 250 in two seconds flat!"



The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the

driveway.



She brought it inside, opened it .... and found a brand new bathroom

scale.



Funeral services for her husband are Saturday.
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Old 08-14-2006, 12:08 AM
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it like saying baby your fat.

0-250 pounds it only take 2sec you use it.
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Old 08-14-2006, 01:50 AM
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hahah
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