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Old 06-02-2003, 10:00 PM
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sex positions

2 texas cowboys are discussing sex and one ask the other, "i like the missionarry position best , how about you?" the second cowboy replied "i reckon i likes the rodeo postion best"
"rodeo position? what that?" asked the first "well you get your lady down on all four's mount her from behind reach around get a good hold of her breast........then holler out her sisters name and try to hold on for 8 seconds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Old 06-03-2003, 04:32 PM
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hum ... theres a 13 year old here.
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Old 06-03-2003, 05:06 PM
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Yea man there are childreds who are too dumb to read the words sex who are dumb and stupit not to read these forums.

a pink punk can you read good you did see the word sex in the forum right then you should stay away from it .
Hate to ask but why did you open it up to read it?

"Sex positions"

if your father had Playboy mag around the house sample in his bedroom you going get them to read.Don't think so.

lmfao guy good one.
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Old 06-03-2003, 06:04 PM
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lol well sorry was looking at the other jokes here and well saw some about the same did not mean to offend , but uhhhh did not exactly tell it like heard it either but ummmm sorry if i offended ya ...................lol thanks chief
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Old 06-03-2003, 06:21 PM
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a pink punk can you read good you did see the word sex in the forum right then you should stay away from it .
Hate to ask but why did you open it up to read it?
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fak i clicked it to lol.

the message "this will disable it" should have been put before

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Old 06-03-2003, 10:14 PM
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Man I remember in Bearshare program some time back I got a screensaver that like to see will it was about nude girls only it was a joke I open it my whole screen gone black then a text message came up you really have been had by a worm then it goes on can't close it or nothing at all turn it self off after a hour or so back to normal a small box came up this had been a joke you never know what you can get by shareware program man I was scare like hell.

so keep them eye open for words you don't like to see or read thats the best you can do.
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