The marine

[MAJWIZ]

A FORMER SERGEANT IN THE MARINE CORPS TOOK A JOB AS A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER.
JUST BEFORE THE SCHOOL YEAR STARTED, HE INJURED HIS BACK.
HE WAS REQUIRED TO WEAR A PLASTER CAST AROUND THE UPPER PART OF HIS BODY.
FORTUNATELY, THE CAST FIT UNDER HIS SHIRT AND WASN'T NOTICEABLE.
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS, HE FOUND HIMSELF ASSIGNED TO THE TOUGHTEST STUDENTS IN THE SCHOOL.
THE SMART ASS PUNKS, HAVING ALREADY HEARD THE NEW TEACHER WAS A FORMER MARINE,
WERE LEERY OF HIM AND HE KNEW THEY WOULD BE TESTING HIS DISCIPLINE IN THE CLASSROOM.
WALKING CONFIDENTLY INTO THE ROUDY CLASSROOM, THE NEW TEACHER OPENED THE WINDOW WIDE AND SAT DOWN AT HIS DESK. WHEN A STRONG BREEZE MADE HIS TIE FLAP INTO HIS FACE, HE PICKED UP A STAPLER AND STAPLED THE TIE TO HIS CHEST.

THE WHOLE ROOM WENT INTO DEAD SILENCE....
THE REST OF THE YEAR WENT VERY SMOOTHLY.

[Hellfighter]

i would say they were in the wrong school for fun!

sad days vacation ends so soon

[bigsmellyfart]

only yesterday i was a kid staring out the window
looking forward to the day when school would be over...
Today i am at or near retirement age looking out the windows
wishing i was that young agn....dont laugh tomorrow
you will be in my shoes....hehehheehhehheehheh....