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Old 03-08-2009, 05:24 PM
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Biggrin Mint Flavoured Birth Control Pill



New Mint Flavoured Birth Control Pill

The Cadbury Chocolate's and Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new Mint flavoured birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex.

The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug stores.

The pill is going to be called:





'Pre-dick-a-mints!'

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Old 03-08-2009, 08:15 PM
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Old 03-08-2009, 08:52 PM
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omg thats rich

i can see it now some little girl 12yrs of age walk in to a drug store! ask the person behind the counter for 2-package of them to buy! the person behind the counter ask her why she like a package of them? she says my mother use them all the time! and i try one and like them as a breath mint!
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Old 03-10-2009, 02:11 PM
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