Things that are hard to do when drunk...

[Hellfighter]

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
01. Thanks, but I don't want to have s&x.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I'm not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

you left one out
11.) not to say "i do" when getting marry to a unknown person when your drunk.

it seem's to happens a lot, i only known one person who walk right into this one the next day wake up with a very nasty women.....he ask me for help i said you got too drunk last night now you made your bed lay in it!!!