15 hill billy building a barn

[Hellfighter]

Keep in mind these hillbilly's don't have a hammer to use to build the barn with.

1.) Older hillbilly brother taken a big stone to hit a nail with his younger hillbilly brother standing by holding the nail.

As the older brother gets ready to hit the nail with the stone, it was so heavy he drop it right on top his younger brother head. With a scream he yells what you doing? I hit it right on the head did I not? Yea but not into the wood! Now you have to hit it even harder now!

2.) Another group of 5 hillbillies standing by watching all this started to thinking.

What should we use for a hammer? One said
I got something will do the job he walk away and came back about 6hrs later with a toothless horse and a shovel to use! Now who like to hold the nail with their teeth? The other all said we going home for dinner see you later!! Let us all know how it workout for you.

3.) Rest of us going home to sleep with bob boo’s sisters as they all were leaving all yell out loud “tell us all when it all done with” get back to you later when the next whale come to the hills bellies’ town.

4.) At one hill Billy home; the wife came up with a great Id what the men need to use for a hammer, Bobby you know you can always use your mother! she can get anything done the first time around! As the hill Billy husband seating there thinking of this! Said she be to hot for the job! We building it not going to burn it down first, you know she can’t cook! She always burn the house down with them bonfire she be doing. Now a barn fire we never try that maybe it will workout ok
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Can you think up? anything they can use other then a hammer to use to build a barn with? You can add to this thread have fun

only rule you have to make it up totally and not copy it from some other site or e-mail you got totally out of your mind

[skinny killer]

they need C4. they deserve it. LOL