Three bank robbers

[DevilDog#1]

Three robbers broke inside the bank shortly after midnight. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank’s audio tape system, one robber said, “At least we’ll have a bit to eat.”

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.

Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:
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IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.

[VooDoo-]

oh my god dude .. that's fucking gross

[DevilDog#1]

Hence in the Mature section. Hope you were not eating any pudding

[Lucky]

lol
i posted this up a while ago, funny XD