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Old 07-27-2005, 05:35 AM
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eek [Mature] Lifesavers

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses
of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

"Red...........cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green...........lime,"

"Orange.........orange,"

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After
eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.

"One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out
and yelled: "Oh My GoSH!!!! They're ass holes!"
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Old 07-27-2005, 10:00 AM
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Lol good 1 bro!!!!

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Old 07-27-2005, 11:22 AM
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lol
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Old 07-27-2005, 07:56 PM
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LOL
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Old 08-01-2005, 09:14 PM
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HAHA Dude thats what my response would be lol j/k
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